Great Movies That Would Make Even Greater Books

Recently while perusing various book blogs and such I’ve come across a lot of lists of the best book to film adaptations and it got me thinking. What about films that could potentially make great books? Am I the only person who thinks about this? Because quite frankly, I’ve been thinking about it a lot.

For instance there’s so much speculation over the film adaptation of Gillian Flynn’s incredible juggernaut Gone Girl– David Fincher’s name has been thrown around as a possible director (which makes sense to me because only someone as raw as the guy who gave us Fight Club – another book to film adaptation by the by – could potentially do the story of Amy and Nick Dunne justice.  Ben Affleck’s been confirmed as Nick (although this could still be a rumor, and I’m kind of hoping it is, because really, isn’t he a little old to be playing a 30 y/o? No? Just me?) But why hasn’t anyone become incredibly excited at the possibility of Spring Breakers being made into a novel? I mean the movie was well received, the story line is very Gossip Girl meets Natural Born Killers meets Ferris Bueller’s Day Off – it would make a great book.

So I’ve compiled a list of movies that I think should be made into books. And I’ve even taken it upon myself to suggest the perfect author. So in no particular order I present: The List of Movies that Should Be Books

*I have decided to ignore the fact that some of the authors I’ve suggested are dead, therefore you should too.

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Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean.

10. The Usual Suspects, written by Chuck Palahniuk

Social outcasts? Check. Incredible, cult-like figure? Check. Dark, moody, beyond exhilarating, The Usual Suspects has to be one of my favourite films of all time. The first time I watched it I was about 15, in the basement, all by myself – let’s just say after that ending I had nightmares of Keyser Soze for weeks. True one could argue Fight Club had more social grit what with all the anti-capitalism, damn the man undertones but regardless, Palahniuk is known for creating intense characters who feel and are marginalized, they are constantly on the outside looking in, they tread the line between civility and the outrageous. How could this not work? Palahniuk is also one of the best when it comes to first person narration, his Verbal Kint would have all the desperation, wit and sarcasm so beautifully executed by Kevin Spacey. I’d read it.

9. Amelie, written by Laini Taylor

Laini Taylor author of the amazing, unearthly and poetic Daughter of Smoke and Bone trilogy (two books down, one more to go) is the perfect choice to bring this whimsical, colourful and effervescent fantasy film to life. Sure Amelie is a lot lighter in tone than DOSMB but Taylor’s knack for creating strong, charismatic heroines who’s best strength is their vulnerability coupled with her amazing creativity – I mean the woman humanized crazy monster-like “Chimaera”, made us look past their exteriors and sympathize with their plight for freedom over the really, really attractive Seraphim rulers. That can’t be easy. Taylor’s poetic prose and great attention to detail would be the right touch for recreating Amelie’s story.

Other possible contenders: Audrey Niffenegger, John Green

8. In Bruges, written by J.D. Salinger

If you haven’t seen this little British gem of a film starring Irish actors Brendan Gleeson (Mad-Eye Moody) and Colin Farrell (whom I may or may not have had an ongoing schoolgirl crush on since I was a wee lass…) and written by Martin McDonagh you should finish reading this post and then go and watch it.

The tale of two Irish hit men hiding out in – you guessed it – Bruges, is everything you could possibly hope for in a dark comedy produced by the British. Witty, dry and even a little insightful, it’s ultimately a morality tale overflowing with dramatic irony. I can’t think of anyone more suited to writing this into a novel than J.D. Salinger – if for no other reason than Farrell’s character Ray and his unbelievable hatred for Bruges continuously reminded me of Holden Caulfield and his indignant teenage angst, sense of alienation and detachment.

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And then Cameron destroyed it…

7. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, written by Tim Tharp

It’s quite conceivable that the guy who gave us teenage alcoholic but all around loveable ne’er-do-well Sutter Keely could vividly and colourfully translate the awesomeness of Ferris Bueller (forever immortalized by the incomparable Matthew Broderick) on paper. In fact in many ways Ferris Bueller is almost a precursor to Sutter Keely. Intelligent, charming with a limited concern for authority Ferris was all about Carpe Diem – seizing the day, alongside his best friend Cameron and girlfriend Sloane. From convincing the straight edged Cameron to steal his father’s 1961 Ferrari GT California, to worming his way into an upscale restaurant for lunch and commandeering a parade float whilst lip synching to Wayne Newton’s Danke Shoen Ferris’s shenanigans are the stuff dreams are made of and how legends begin. Who better to immortalize this celebrated character than Tharp? And while recreating the genius of Ferris Bueller on paper Tharp would also be able to infuse a little more depth and emotion in to an amusing but fairly one-dimensional character.

6. Love Actually, written by Jane Austen

One of my favourite movies, it was actually a co-worker who suggested this as the possibility of a great book. Funny, heart-warming, sad and romantic – Love Actually has a bit of everything for everyone. It’s certainly not your run-of-the-mill chick flick. Exploring love of all kinds – romantic, friendship, unrequited, and the different relationships where love can bloom (brother and sister, father and son etc.) Who better than the Queen of light-hearted Victorian romance to weave the films many tales of love onto paper? Having helmed some of the most clever and enduring love stories and endearing characters of all time only an author of Austen’s caliber could truly do justice to a film that is literally all about love.

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Let’s crank this up to 11!

5. This is Spinal Tap, written by Christopher Moore

The Gran-Daddy of all mockumentary’s Rob Reiner’s This is Spinal Tap not only gave us Nigel Tufnel but it also gave us classic lines like this gem from David St. Hubbins: *I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.* (Classic.) Considering most of the dialogue was actually improvised – to all kinds of hysterical new heights – I really can’t think of anyone more capable of transferring this definitive comedy into prose more so than Christopher Moore. The guy knows how to write humour, which really isn’t easy. In fact making people laugh is really, really hard. Making people laugh while reading a book on the subway so that all the other passengers quietly shuffle away from you because they think you’re nuts is even harder. And he does it exceptionally well.

Other possible contenders: Douglas Adams – because 42.

4. Dogma written by George Orwell

The second best Kevin Smith film of all time – Dogma is funny, insightful, scandalous, the bane of Catholics everywhere and strangely enough incredibly religious. The story of two fallen angels who find a loophole that will get them back into heaven – while destroying the universe at the same time is both charming and clever. It’s also an incredible indictment on organized religion.  It also has the main staple of an Orwellian classic – conspiracy. No doubt Orwell’s take would be slightly darker, much grimmer and mostly likely ending with the bad guys winning, it would still be an awesome read.

3. Pan’s Labyrinth written by J.K. Rowling

Do I really need to explain this one?

2. Willow written by Neil Gaiman

Okay you might be scratching your head on this one but one word: Stardust. Seriously. If that’s not enough to make you understand there’s really nothing I can say that will prove me right. Even though I am. Right that is. Totally.

Other possible contenders: J.R.R. Tolkien

#1. Easy Rider written by Jack Kerouac

It seems only fitting that the man who defined a generation would be the perfect choice to write the book for a film that did the same thing. The film as much an ode to the counterculture of the 1960s as it was a commentary of the social landscape of a changing America helped give rise to independent film much like Kerouac’s On the Road helped usher in the Beat Generation.

Not to mention Kerouac has the whole road trip thing down to a tee.

Some honourable mentions (well most, some are just questionable) – mostly thrown out by friends:

Event Horizon, Nicholas Christopher – yeah, this one had me scratching my head so I’m going to go ahead and allow my friend Linds to explain this choice:

Explain what? Event Horizon is a sweet ass space horror film, I love it! It would make a wicked book.

Heat , Michael Crichton

The Place Beyond the Pines, Cormac McCarthy (Though according to the friend who made this suggestion and I quote “McCarthy would never lower himself thus”)

Dr. Strangelove, Lewis Carroll

The Matrix, Kurt Vonnegut

Donnie Darko, Gillian Flynn (Not her normal genre but she’s so good at writing awful, bleak and intense characters, if she ever decides to go the Syfy route I imagine something like this.)

What do you think?

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